THE SHE'LL BE SWEET AWARD FOR 2008 GOES TO....


ha...fuck this makes me laugh...its like that part in revenge of the nerds where the nerds scare the horse in the deans office and it dies. and the janitor has to cut its rigamortis ass legs off to get it out of the office the next day....ha! 
only the beach road would be able to pull this off! RAD 
"how highs the bar?
"aww bout 10 feet i reckon"
"reckon tha horse would fit on it for the melbourne cup promo?"
"aw...mmm..yea fuck yea...easy..it'll shit it in"
"yea i reckon too...we'll take it mate"
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"hey thomas..." (names changed to protect the hillarious)
"yea mate"
"the horse dont fit ay, we didnt measure the fucken ears!, ill just cut em down"
"the hell you will..i got 900 bucks deposit on that fucken fibreglass nag, just fucken cut a hole in the roof..we'll spack it up later"
"yea..good idea.."

absolute genius! 


1 comment:

sarah thornton said...

hahaha why is that horse 5 times the size of the dude anyway.. random. (sars)