FARKKKEENNN SLLAAYYERRR!

im lagging hard getting new stuff up here aint i..shit..never fear tho! i got tonnes to get up! for now i present for you two of the most funniest kids ive ever met..from this angle they looked so metal'd out they where killing it..until you realised that they are wearing pink and fluro yellow short shorts respectively.
they where head banging like it was going out of fashion at slayer and generally being young pups pissing amongst the big bad old dogs lurking at the side of the mosh pit...that was until they starting belting up against a guy on crutches just out of shot...2 warnings went down before said crutch wielding guy simply leaned on his crutches grabbed one kid dropped him then reached across to the still oblivious puppy #2 and put him on top of his mate..he then grabbed his beer back and went back to watching kerry king destroy shit. i think i laughed so hard beer came out my nose! im sure theres a lesson in there somewhere..like never fuck around at a slayer show or something..either way it was entertaining as all fuck! death to all but metal!

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE TOKYO

this trip to tokyo was hillarious..not only did we get to hang out with old dirty davo...but we discovered how to turn into japanese witch hatbots..damo..of course..figured out how to transform first..if only you could hear the muffled sound of damo laughing so hard i fell over in the street at him...thank god japanese streets are safe as and there are no police around cause we would have been in the drunk tank this night without fail.

what else are ya gonna do in minus 10 degree tokyo after quite o few jack and drys..it didnt take long for a local to walk past and cop this...

fuck this photo makes coffee come out my nose i laugh that hard...hows the poor bruce lee look alike just  going "fucken hell..where do these gaijin come from...if we had that bomb back in 44' things would be very different round eyes!"

WE HEART PETEY part 3

this is peteys owner and handler trev. trevs away at the moment and we've been looking after petey. i keep leaving the gate open and petey escapes down the pub looking for trev. we have to go down and entice him home with a long neck of VB. poor little bugger..i hate seeing animals fret.

PISSED OFF LETTER BOX...

THIS JUST MAKES ME LAUGH! it reminds of that depressed robot from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy marvin that hated that the when the doors opened on the space ship they cheerily commented "have a great day" to which the depressed robot used to go on a tirade about how depressed he was and even the doors hated him..amazing..nearly as amazing a my old man waking me up every tuesday at 1130 pm on a school night to watch the young ones on ABC. no wonder my sense of wit and humour is so tweaked...thanks dad. RAD....self indulgent warning!